- Studio is hawt
- Democratic Convention fun: Unity pub crawling, feelin the Obama luv, drunk guy types, Shelly considers going gay, delegate election results, primo seats on the floor, Chelsea Clinton, Obama surogate guy
- Project Terror
- Bar Talk: whiskey sour
- Feedback City

Link-O-Rama: Road to Denver, Road to Denver, Tastes Like Burning, Life of Spaguy’s Wife, For Whatever Reason
There’s a little man in your hole.
Wow Frank sounds like he’s in my head, but then again my head is like a hole